Kumon = Evil Part 2
"Hi! My name is Patricia Patrick Steven Jones and I am a child model. Look at me in the latest Kumon ad! Don't I look adorable? To tell you the truth, I got paid a lot of money to do this one picture. Why? Because I didn't want to help a company that makes kids work for hours and hours on stupid packets that supposedly make people "smart!" Look at me in the picture. See my 'smile?' Well that's not really my smile. I didn't want to smile, I swear! But they told me if I didn't, they were going to force me to do Kumon! Well I went along, and finally I was done. I'm sorry to all the kids who got signed up into Kumon because of the new ads with my face in them. I truly am. I'm...sorry."
-Patricia Jones
(From interview)
****Due to some confusion, I will say this: THIS INTERVIEW IS FAKE. I MADE IT UP. AND THAT GIRL'S NAME IS NOT PATRICIA JONES. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HER NAME IS. I MADE IT UP. BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY.
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[After much acclaim (not really) from my original "Kumon = Evil" post, I decided to write this, "Kumon = Evil Part 2."]
Oh glorious day! It is time to celebrate and dance and be happy and do whatever you would do when you are insanely happy. Because I am officially quitting Kumon. Yes sir, I am taking off.
I am currently in the last level of Kumon reading, and the second to last level of Kumon math. I am entering junior year in high school this fall, and because of the huge amount of work that junior year has, my mum decided that I could quit.
Hallelujah.
You know, I got offered a job at Kumon. The lady said, "You know Peter, I would be happy to offer you a job here at Kumon." That, my friend, is Kumon propaganda. See?!? She sees that I am dissatisfied with Kumon, and so she offers me a job to dunk me back into the pot of Kumon happiness.
Well I escaped that trick pretty quick. "Uhhhh no thanks," I quickly replied as I dashed out. Don't try to trick me woman, I've seen your Kumon 'drones.' I've seen the people who work there. They're either emo or old. Working at Kumon makes you emo or old. Fact.
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Now, since I am leaving the slaves-of-kumon community, I will bestow this wonderous tactic to make your life at Kumon a little bit easier. Anybody who takes Kumon is family, and we must all help out our brothers and sisters in the bondage of Kumon.
The acronym is called HUT
Hide. When you get corrections, hide some of the packets that need corrections. Don't take too many or they will become suspicious. I either slip it under my jacket or into my pants. This way, you don't have to waste your time fixing the damn work. I mean, shit, who wants to go back and fix mistakes on Kumon packets?? Not me. Now, after you're done with Kumon and everything, slip out with the correction-needing packets.
Use. When you have the correction needing packets, use them to fill out other packets that are the same. Believe me, your Kumon teacher will give you repeats of packets you have already done cause they want to stall and make as much money off of you as possible. When they give you repeats, just copy the answers from the ones needing corrections. Simple, right? Then, you don't have to actually do the packets, and you have more time to do activities more to your liking.
Throw Away. After you progress to the next level, just throw the corrections needing packets away. You won't need them.
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Okay, maybe I have been a little unfair to Kumon. Kumon helps you learn the subject material because of INSANE amounts of repitition. This way, it gets spoon-fed into you and you get forced to learn the stuff. You will become math smart, but never genious smart.
Hey, I'm happy to tell you that if you are a dweeb, twit, loser, emo, nerd, geek, fart face, chicken, monkey, loner, ugly shit, crackhore, dumbass, seagull, or weird asian kid who wants to do stupid packets everyday, you will be happy with Kumon.
If not... don't do it.
-Patricia Jones
(From interview)
****Due to some confusion, I will say this: THIS INTERVIEW IS FAKE. I MADE IT UP. AND THAT GIRL'S NAME IS NOT PATRICIA JONES. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HER NAME IS. I MADE IT UP. BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY.
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[After much acclaim (not really) from my original "Kumon = Evil" post, I decided to write this, "Kumon = Evil Part 2."]
Oh glorious day! It is time to celebrate and dance and be happy and do whatever you would do when you are insanely happy. Because I am officially quitting Kumon. Yes sir, I am taking off.
I am currently in the last level of Kumon reading, and the second to last level of Kumon math. I am entering junior year in high school this fall, and because of the huge amount of work that junior year has, my mum decided that I could quit.
Hallelujah.
You know, I got offered a job at Kumon. The lady said, "You know Peter, I would be happy to offer you a job here at Kumon." That, my friend, is Kumon propaganda. See?!? She sees that I am dissatisfied with Kumon, and so she offers me a job to dunk me back into the pot of Kumon happiness.
Well I escaped that trick pretty quick. "Uhhhh no thanks," I quickly replied as I dashed out. Don't try to trick me woman, I've seen your Kumon 'drones.' I've seen the people who work there. They're either emo or old. Working at Kumon makes you emo or old. Fact.
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Now, since I am leaving the slaves-of-kumon community, I will bestow this wonderous tactic to make your life at Kumon a little bit easier. Anybody who takes Kumon is family, and we must all help out our brothers and sisters in the bondage of Kumon.
The acronym is called HUT
Hide. When you get corrections, hide some of the packets that need corrections. Don't take too many or they will become suspicious. I either slip it under my jacket or into my pants. This way, you don't have to waste your time fixing the damn work. I mean, shit, who wants to go back and fix mistakes on Kumon packets?? Not me. Now, after you're done with Kumon and everything, slip out with the correction-needing packets.
Use. When you have the correction needing packets, use them to fill out other packets that are the same. Believe me, your Kumon teacher will give you repeats of packets you have already done cause they want to stall and make as much money off of you as possible. When they give you repeats, just copy the answers from the ones needing corrections. Simple, right? Then, you don't have to actually do the packets, and you have more time to do activities more to your liking.
Throw Away. After you progress to the next level, just throw the corrections needing packets away. You won't need them.
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Okay, maybe I have been a little unfair to Kumon. Kumon helps you learn the subject material because of INSANE amounts of repitition. This way, it gets spoon-fed into you and you get forced to learn the stuff. You will become math smart, but never genious smart.
Hey, I'm happy to tell you that if you are a dweeb, twit, loser, emo, nerd, geek, fart face, chicken, monkey, loner, ugly shit, crackhore, dumbass, seagull, or weird asian kid who wants to do stupid packets everyday, you will be happy with Kumon.
If not... don't do it.
I looked up "kumon sucks" and i found this. I hate kumon. Which is why I threw out seven packets this week, the old fags that work at the Kumon near me gave me 3 weeks worth of work. It also makes my family argue constantly because since I hate going underground (which is where the kumon place is) every saturday for two fucking hours, I chose not to do good on kumon. I get like 5-7 mistakes a day then I copy the answers behind my parents back. I fuckin hate kumon. I hate it. I HATE IT! If there's any kumon-rebellion out there, I'm going to join it.
Posted by Anonymous | 11:58 AM
And also. Kumon gives me mental problems. Such as, every single time someone mentions Kumon, I stab something. Break something. Or throw something. Equally violent. Gross. I hate Kumon.
Posted by Anonymous | 12:03 PM
Yeah, you probably have a severe case of Kumon Syndrome. The best way to fix this is quit.
Posted by Peter H | 9:56 PM
i have been taking kumon for over a year now and i swear to god i hate it more than i hate homos and that meens alot not only can i not hang out with my friends cause i my mom always magicly has a kumon packet hidden somewhere and i hate it to hell my bitch teacher at kumon always acts like this happy go lucky person who benefits from the better education of children but i no the truth cause one day last year i was picking up my jacket i forgot and heard that in the storage room the kumon ppls where saying that kim (this kid that sits beside me and hates kumon too) wants to quit and that they cant let that happen cause he brings in the most money (ie math reading japonese) so i heard one of them say ok lets brainstorm ideas to tell him to keep him in so there u have it they really are short emo or old ppl who benifit of the pain and suffering of inocent children.
and all of u who say "just quit" it aint so simple... according to my parents i have to do this till im 16.......CRAP
im level E and am wondering whether there is a kumon hate website if not im gonna make a i hate kumon website on piczo kumonsabitch.piczo.com
Zeno
Posted by Anonymous | 4:16 PM
now i have to say.. kumon is WAY worse as staff then it is to be enrolled...... OMFG... -quitting-.. its absolutly hell >.< as for the staff being emo.. thats what happens when there is NOTHING to do.. then the boss comes in and like.. flips out at you... it doesnt help that she seriously has to have multiple personalities.... thats the only thing that can really explain it.... and your parents... btw... are a NIGHTMARE to deal with...... the next parent that asks why their child is doing moooore repetition.. even though i explained it lsat week... is getting hit -_-
Posted by Anonymous | 3:58 PM
i live in australia and I have to do kumon. Ive tried to quit heaps of times but ive never been allowed (although I have got off english). My mum says that i can only get off when i finish the program (>.<) and im only on lvl G SHITSHIT
Our kumon lady is satan's daughter. She was born on the sixth of june at 6:00 and her father was hannibal lecter and her mom was satan from south park. My little sister loves her and DREW A PIC OF HER- She is such a suck up. The kumon lady hung it up RIGHT AT THE FRONT OF KUMON!!!!!
I hate kumon and I follow HUT.
Posted by Anonymous | 4:32 PM
i live in australia as well, and kumon suks. i hate it so much. i am not allowed 2 quit until i do Q! it doesn't help me. i dont need to kumon!! i am only on G. even when i went on holiday with my friend i had 2 do kumon! the only time i dont have 2 do kumon in the holidays was when my family went 2 america!
i folow HUT and a tip 4 fellow kumon haters... if u havent done ur Kumon accidentently FORGET ur folder and when u go 2 kumon say 2 the lady/man that u forgot ur kumon. wait 2 weeks and neva hand that kumon in or do it. rip it up and throw it in the Bin. say to ur mum/dad it was from 7 weeks ago. IT WORKS!! I HAVE DONE IT B4!
but it might not work 4 u.... i guess i was just lucky.
Posted by Anonymous | 4:41 PM
i am liking the family atmosphere here. lol. HUT works!
Posted by Anonymous | 9:45 PM
gtutjugt i fucken hate kumon there ugly emo gay shit ass eaters
Posted by Anonymous | 10:56 AM
I dont really like kumon because im in grade six and i have to ddo addition and subtraction
Posted by Anonymous | 12:07 PM
Simply put: I hate Kumon. I am in lvl K in math and lvl L in reading. The head instructor is a bastard. All he does is make me repeat the freaking sets and gives me a freaking time limit to complete it in.
Posted by Anonymous | 12:53 PM
bloody hell! i followed HUT a long time ago...i'm in lvl I in math. That bitch forced me to repeat doing the same pile of poo again and again..
my mum told me i can quit when i'm in y11
Posted by Anonymous | 3:00 AM
I am free from all that pile of shit that comes in those little blue boxes. I AM FREE. I have been going to kumon for TWO FRICKEN YEARS. I had enough of their fucking lies upon lies of HELPING YOU. They enjoy seeing your screams of frustration. They enjoy making your Saturday and Sunday filled up with piles of WORK, making you fight and scream with your parents. Making the relationship of you and your parents fade. Help the ones who are in it and set them free. Do this for me, for everyone! Once you free them, plan number two will come into action: The Kumon federation will cease under my control. Government forces will attack their perimeters, and will all be charged will assult. I will talk with the government official and make him send $10,000 and an apology to all of you who are doing Kumon.
- Sarah
Posted by Anonymous | 4:55 PM
im with u i got 2 it i just started it Is GAY!!!! i h8 it Plz help meeeeee shes a bitch the instructer shes making me repeat everything PLz help!!!!!
Posted by Anonymous | 12:26 AM
Wow. Thanks guys. I felt stupid because I was only on G in math. My mom has been stalling to go to the kumon place, since the nearest one is an hour away...But whenever I don't do my kumon she threatens me that she'll take me there. And so I am a prisoner. *cries* I only do kumon when my parents are looking though. I just stall as much as I can. ish.
Posted by Anonymous | 8:02 AM
you should ALL stop complaining about being in kumon for two years. I've been in it on and off since 3rd grade. And now I'm in highschool, and my parents are not listening to my needy cries.
Posted by Anonymous | 8:04 AM
I have been at Kumon for 4 years and i know that if there is anything a selfrespecting kid wants to do is go to Kumon. Tip 1: So this is what u do when u get to kum and the teacher says u have to do your corrections first dont do them. Just get the correstions ask to go to the washroom and trash them. Tip 2: at kumon try to get out as soon as possible u can do this by getting the easyist book out that u have to do. Do it really fast and then hand in all your crappy work and get OUT!!! Tip 3: dont take the teachers crap if she tells u to do something dont do it .
Posted by Anonymous | 11:25 AM
Oh My GOSSH!! Iam sooo glad i found this website where actual normal people hate Kumon. I could stand outside in the winter for a day but i cannot stand kumon. i Hate it I HATE IT I HATE IT. the website for kumon disguses me! I HATE IT with a passion. AHHHH>
Posted by Anonymous | 6:33 PM
my 7 y.o brother entered Kumon on Jan'2006..he's so happy and enjoy completing the worksheet for the first 3 months...BUT,now he's so LAZY and often making my mum pissed-off...I get the feeling that he don't like the repeatition of exercises...he's getting smarter but now he lost his interest...
Posted by Anonymous | 5:52 AM
omg.this is an amazig website.lol.i am so with you guys.i HATE kumon with a passion.lol.i follow HUT.and arggghhh, i've been going to kumon since 4th grade.i was gonna quit this month but then they were like," you have to stay" and all that crap.arghhhh.i hate it.can't wait till i can quit.but at least the teachers there are nice.kumon sucks like woahhhhh.ewwww.lol.
Posted by Anonymous | 7:29 PM
oh, btw,i'm on level k reading.can't wait till i'm done with l.and i quit math at level k.what a waste of time and money.my parents should take the money they use for kumon and give it to me to spend.lol.that'd be lotsss betterrr.
Posted by Anonymous | 7:31 PM
Kumon sucks. I was doing my kumon and i really hate it so i googled kumon sucks. i agree with u it does. its a waste of time.
Posted by Anonymous | 11:21 AM
holy fuck my parents were all like "theres only one person who hates kumon in this world and thats you". god theyre so clueless. so i typed in on google kumon is gay and i found this. i showed it to my dad to convince him that kumon is gay but no he had to be an adult and say that you have to take kumon to be a doctor. and im all like there so many fucking docs who didnt go to kumon. and look there are so many kids who hate kumon other than me...why not take a kids opinion on kumon because theyre the ones who suffer, not the adults!!! i swear im going to bring it down someday either by starting a rebellion with a bunch of kids or blowing the kumon center up. im probably going to be a rebel soon
Posted by Anonymous | 8:38 AM
HAHAHA, ALL WHO THINK ONE OR TWO YEARS AT KUMON HAS MADE THEM INSANE, QUIET. I have been in Kumon since I remember holding a pencil. In fact, I DON'T remember a period of my life which I have not been going to Kumon.
Posted by Anonymous | 5:52 PM
Yep kumon is really lame I am on level O (the last level in math) and it totally blows. When I try to ask for help I get the feeling they think I'm just cheating and being lazy...kumon is fine until you get to level N then the examples are useless and you basically stop learning and just get depressed.
Posted by Anonymous | 11:36 PM
It's me again. I did not contact government officials. You ask why? Private information only to viewers who can only be viewed. My new plan is now on a fresh new slate. Destroy them. Shoot those buggers. Kill them all. I don't want anything or anyone involved in the Kumon Federation. From now on, my fellow Kumon slaves, we shall rise above all and rule in glory. We must stop them at once.
- Sarah
Posted by Anonymous | 9:21 PM
GET OVER IT!!!! As the initial commentator mentioned, KUMON WORKS and MAKES SCHOOL EASIER! Anything worth having takes time and effort. Quitting the program when you are so close to completion is a certain sign that there you have no dedication or commitment to your continuing education. That is sad.
Posted by Anonymous | 10:35 PM
i am really really mad at kumon it sucks !!!!!!!! i cant belive i get forsed into it by my parents if thed listen tthet would know that we are smart... if we didnt have to keep doing work mabye we would like doing skool work
Posted by Anonymous | 4:20 PM
vic im toataly with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Anonymous | 4:22 PM
Kumon is so bad it just depresses you with all that repedative crap lets start a rebellion!
Posted by Anonymous | 6:05 PM
Hey all u retards on here Here is something tell yr damn parents not to pay for kumon. DAMN YOU GUYS ARE STUPID AS HELL!!!!
Posted by Anonymous | 5:52 PM
YO ima eat kumon yo
Posted by Anonymous | 1:22 PM
Omg...your little "HUT"idea...yea, totally STUPIED. u do realize that kumon costs money, so in the end your losing money and if you do good on a set, they actually dont reapeat it. I used to do "HUT" too buh than i was like this is childish and dumb. Might as well use kumon as a advantage cuz if you do it PROPERLY u do get smarter. so your HUT idea just a waste time&money, is all.
Posted by Anonymous | 12:33 PM
GOSH.. i HATE kumon like omfg. its so retarded. repeating and repeating. i had my stupid I maths test last week, and i got into GROUP 2. that fucking shit made me repeat the WHOLE OF I. starting from I1. and now im just STUCK HERE... doing all this shit work all over again. kumon is just like hell. everytime, i end up breaking and throwing stuff after kumon. I get so depressed the day before i have to go to kumon. kumon is retarded. we should make up a anti-kumon protesting site.
Posted by Anonymous | 3:32 AM
a few days ago, I had a bad day at school where these morons called me an "ugly, fat, douchebag son of a bitch," I got pissed off and beat the crap out of them. But before I nailed one of them in the ribs, he hit me in the nose, so it started bleeding, which caused more rage. By this time there was a crowd, fortunately with no teachers, so I grabbed some kid's slurpie and dumped it all over them. To make matters worse, I had kumon. Now i'm not saying that its bullcrap, but I loathed it. I had cadets that night too, so I never even get to eat supper that night too. And the to make it WORSE, I had 13 corrections sheets! I got so frustrated, after I left, I beat the crud out of the first 5 kumon students I saw. If your one of them...sorry. This whole thing started with kumon anyways. I use to be the star of the b-ball team. But I sucked at school and got signed to kumon, then I got depressed and started eating whatever I could fibnd and
also I cut myself. I was forced to read and I actually got interested in reading, but I read too much and had to get glasses. I just went into high school, In elementary, I was the coolest, strongest, and most admired kid there was, not to metion i was master of the court. But now, I'm a frickin cokebottled glassed blimp with scars on his arm and can barley dribble a ball, let alone slam-dunk it. "sigh" Now I have to go do my Kumon, or as my friend calls it, poomon.
Posted by Anonymous | 5:53 PM
The only godamned thing worth anything was an 8gb ipod that fruckin broke 3 MONTHS later! I saved up 3 YEARS worth of points to get it!
Posted by Anonymous | 9:08 PM
I HATE KUMON TO ABSOLUTE HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Anonymous | 6:17 PM
Join a group called, "The Indigos". Tell them that Serina sent you. They'll know what to do with you. It's located in Canada by the rocky mountains. There you will find two kumon boxes. Push the right one down and a guard will lead you the way. There you will find the leader, Giovanni. He will welcome you to the group. Respect him well. His group is going to destroy every kumon group ever made. Founded by Giovanni. A kid who never left kumon. Until one day, he escaped out the back window when a morbidly obese teacher stooped down to scratch her ass. They never saw him since. They are still searching, however, they will never find him. So remember what I've told you. Follow these instructions. Let the power of the indigo children guide you.
Peace.
*Written by an Indigo Child*
P.S Search Indigo Children on google.
Posted by Anonymous | 5:04 PM
I ABSOLUTLY HATE KUMON! Or as i call it, Nomuk. I fight with the people SO much! I steal my correction,rip out pages of my packets, i be VERY disprespectful tot he fucking workers . . . i got in a shouting match with the head person, and i won that argument because she ordered me to go into her "office" and i cussed her out. then i began walking out the door, and she grabbed my arm, pulling me back in, and I threatened calling the cops for physical violence against a minor, and she immediatly let go, :) =D so sweet, but my parents grounded me for like, EVER! Here is my plan for this upcoming Thursday . . i am going to buy a little icey/hot gel packet, and put it all on the toilett seat! HA! that will be great! Well, i have to go no my "Nomuk", oh joy. shit. post later!
Posted by Anonymous | 7:21 PM
KUMON (n.)- a kind of packet booklet thing supposed to help children with math and english. Instead it becomes evil by ruining the relationship between the child and the parent, and makes the child VERY depressed.
Another Def. SHITY
GAY
gAY
GAY
GAY
Another tip
Get the answer book for whatever level you are doing. If they ask why you need it. Tell them its because of your parents.
I HATE KUMON.
with the mother fucking passion
LETS BURN EVERY SINGLE KUMON THERE IS IN THE WORLD DOWN
Anti kumon sight? I think so.
-Jennika
Posted by Anonymous | 5:37 PM
I am officially the proudest dude ever. I just set a chain os stink bombings in a chin of kumons near my neighborhood. Damn1 it was so fun. they're still cleaning it out! Up Theirs! Some kumon kids made a crack about me today.
... I think i broke someone's nose with somebody's arm... awesome!
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Posted by Anonymous | 10:10 PM
The gov should shut down for false advertising and for forcing children to do work
Posted by Anonymous | 9:28 PM
Hey fuck you bitch. This is an anti kumon website, u stupid asswipe. I don't know what the hell ur doing on this. Go fuck off and die, you stupid person. I bet ur a worker at kumon anyways.
Posted by Anonymous | 2:02 PM
Hello, my name is Ashley and I'm in kumon I'm sooo glad and want to thank kumon for all of the work I have done in about 5 years I've been going because every thing has changed I have been changing to advance math classes and reading classes because kumon has been so helpful to me.
Thank you to the kumon center for helping me thanks I appreciated
All the teachers and helpers there thank you soooooo much
Sincerely Ashley fourth grade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Anonymous | 6:19 PM
I only like the prices who won't like them hello?
Posted by Anonymous | 6:58 PM
I HATE KUMON IT SOOO STUPID I FELT I WAS GOING TO TURN INTO A MONSTER AND KILL MY TEACHER CUS SHE MADE ME DO IT ON MY HOLIDAYS I HAD TO DO IT EVERY SINGLE DAY AND IT WAS SOOOOO STUPID SHE MADE ME REPEAT A WHOLE SET AGIAN AND AGIAN
Posted by Anonymous | 10:30 AM