Finals and Teachers
Sorry I havent posted at all in the last week. It's cause I have finals.
For those lucky kooks who don't have finals, go away and gloat about it somewhere else, cause my finals are gonna be a bitch. Here is a rundown of finals:
Spanish (1st period)- Well, this shouldn't be to bad. The teacher who teaches this course (allegedly) smokes pot, and he is really chiller. He has this doll that he hangs and kicks around. Every friday, we toss apples or bananas at him, and he hits them in his yardstick, making the pieces fly around in the room. Whenever he catches someone chewing gum, he makes them put it in a jar that has other pieces of chewed gum in it. It's quite disgusting. At the bottom of the plastic jar swirls spit and saliva. Not a pleasant sight. He told us what to study, and it shouldn't be too hard.
English (2nd period)- Everybody has an A+ in this class and it's super easy. Why bother telling ya'll about the final.
Chemistry (3rd period)- Yeah, this is gonna be a bitch. We have to answer a lot of stupid useless questions and then write 4 essay on various prompts. Some of you may know about how much the chem teacher hates me. Yeah. Shit.
History (4th period)- This teacher is the most muscular guy you will ever meet. He's pretty cool, and I don't think we're gonna have a hard final.
Math (5th period)- Well, shit me silly, this is gonna be a monster. The teacher gave us a 40 page packet of shit to practice on. 40 pages! If this isn't a cruel and unusual punishment, I don't know what is.
Physical Education (6th period)- Nothing. We'll probably run a couple miles, dehydrate ourselves even more, sit on the bleachers slowly drying in the hot sun, and finally, when the school bell rings, collapse.
Now that I look at this schedule, it doesn't look to bad.
I got a new surfboard. 5'9'' Surf Prescriptions. It's a beauty. Too bad I can't ride it until school's out (June 20th).
"Don't be square, be a fucking triangle."- Someone in a local resturant.
Song of the Day (STD)- "Mardy Bum"- Arctic Monkeys
For those lucky kooks who don't have finals, go away and gloat about it somewhere else, cause my finals are gonna be a bitch. Here is a rundown of finals:
Spanish (1st period)- Well, this shouldn't be to bad. The teacher who teaches this course (allegedly) smokes pot, and he is really chiller. He has this doll that he hangs and kicks around. Every friday, we toss apples or bananas at him, and he hits them in his yardstick, making the pieces fly around in the room. Whenever he catches someone chewing gum, he makes them put it in a jar that has other pieces of chewed gum in it. It's quite disgusting. At the bottom of the plastic jar swirls spit and saliva. Not a pleasant sight. He told us what to study, and it shouldn't be too hard.
English (2nd period)- Everybody has an A+ in this class and it's super easy. Why bother telling ya'll about the final.
Chemistry (3rd period)- Yeah, this is gonna be a bitch. We have to answer a lot of stupid useless questions and then write 4 essay on various prompts. Some of you may know about how much the chem teacher hates me. Yeah. Shit.
History (4th period)- This teacher is the most muscular guy you will ever meet. He's pretty cool, and I don't think we're gonna have a hard final.
Math (5th period)- Well, shit me silly, this is gonna be a monster. The teacher gave us a 40 page packet of shit to practice on. 40 pages! If this isn't a cruel and unusual punishment, I don't know what is.
Physical Education (6th period)- Nothing. We'll probably run a couple miles, dehydrate ourselves even more, sit on the bleachers slowly drying in the hot sun, and finally, when the school bell rings, collapse.
Now that I look at this schedule, it doesn't look to bad.
I got a new surfboard. 5'9'' Surf Prescriptions. It's a beauty. Too bad I can't ride it until school's out (June 20th).
"Don't be square, be a fucking triangle."- Someone in a local resturant.
Song of the Day (STD)- "Mardy Bum"- Arctic Monkeys
