DDR is Useless
What's up with DDR? Why do people like it so much? It's just stepping on arrows! I really don't get it.
Okay, okay...it burns weight. Yeah so what! Running burns weight. Walking burns weight. Walking to the refrigerator to get a beer burns weight....so what's the problem??! Of course you lose weight! You're jumping around and acting like a complete idiot! If you got off your lazy tush once in a while and jump around and act like an idiot, I guarantee you, you will lose more weight in a week, than from DDR or any slimfast program.
And what's up with these people who PAY to play DDR. You know, the asian guys in the arcade. Have you watched them recently? They're absolutely crazy! They do flips and stuff,...it's completely insane! Well, at least they're getting their money's worth. Now if George Bush put as much effort in finding a cure for the avian flu as those guys play DDR, we'd have a cure in an instant.
DDR= Dorky Doofus Rapings. Sorry, that was random.
Okay, okay...it burns weight. Yeah so what! Running burns weight. Walking burns weight. Walking to the refrigerator to get a beer burns weight....so what's the problem??! Of course you lose weight! You're jumping around and acting like a complete idiot! If you got off your lazy tush once in a while and jump around and act like an idiot, I guarantee you, you will lose more weight in a week, than from DDR or any slimfast program.
And what's up with these people who PAY to play DDR. You know, the asian guys in the arcade. Have you watched them recently? They're absolutely crazy! They do flips and stuff,...it's completely insane! Well, at least they're getting their money's worth. Now if George Bush put as much effort in finding a cure for the avian flu as those guys play DDR, we'd have a cure in an instant.
DDR= Dorky Doofus Rapings. Sorry, that was random.
