Standardized Testing and Date My Mom
Sorry I havent been posting regularly. You know how it is at the end of the school year. You just get lazy.
Testing starts today. Basically in standardized testing, you take a test that could have been the exact same as my 7th grade test. I swear. The entire test was supposed to take an "average" person 3 hours and 30 minutes. I finished the whole thing in 50 minutes.
What, does the California Education Department think we're dumb? The questions are so simple. Even the retarded kids in my class did it in under 2 hours. One question asked, "which animal is there the least of?" and showed a pie graph.
Yeah, um Arnold, WE'RE NOT RETARDED. I swear. Hey, governador, how bout you pound some sense into these test makers?
But actually I like it when the tests are easy. Cause afterwards, my Spanish teacher let us watch "Date my Mom: Lesbian version." For those who have never seen this show...watch it. It is hilarious. You can tell it's scripted though.
Basically this girl dates 3 moms. Judging on the mom's, she picks a mom she likes best, and then gets to date the mom's daughter. Which is completely horrid and disgusting.
And they're all UGLY. All the actresses are so ugly. I swear, you can tell that their desperate for casting with those walruses. And after the girl makes her choice, her and the daughter hold hands and run down the beach. In every single episode!
Yeah, that's what you do when you get someone to date. You run down the beach holding hands! And, of course, they are as pretty as the girl across the street who looks like a mix between a thyroid gland and a undergrown puffer fish.
I'm gonna go puke.
Song of the Day (STD): "I Can't Come Down"- Embrace.
Testing starts today. Basically in standardized testing, you take a test that could have been the exact same as my 7th grade test. I swear. The entire test was supposed to take an "average" person 3 hours and 30 minutes. I finished the whole thing in 50 minutes.
What, does the California Education Department think we're dumb? The questions are so simple. Even the retarded kids in my class did it in under 2 hours. One question asked, "which animal is there the least of?" and showed a pie graph.
Yeah, um Arnold, WE'RE NOT RETARDED. I swear. Hey, governador, how bout you pound some sense into these test makers?
But actually I like it when the tests are easy. Cause afterwards, my Spanish teacher let us watch "Date my Mom: Lesbian version." For those who have never seen this show...watch it. It is hilarious. You can tell it's scripted though.
Basically this girl dates 3 moms. Judging on the mom's, she picks a mom she likes best, and then gets to date the mom's daughter. Which is completely horrid and disgusting.
And they're all UGLY. All the actresses are so ugly. I swear, you can tell that their desperate for casting with those walruses. And after the girl makes her choice, her and the daughter hold hands and run down the beach. In every single episode!
Yeah, that's what you do when you get someone to date. You run down the beach holding hands! And, of course, they are as pretty as the girl across the street who looks like a mix between a thyroid gland and a undergrown puffer fish.
I'm gonna go puke.
Song of the Day (STD): "I Can't Come Down"- Embrace.
