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Sunday, June 18, 2006 

My Interview with SmarterChild

My interview with SmarterChild went nicely. After waiting in long lines to talk to this infamous individual, I finally got a chance to talk to this "man."

SmarterChild is a great guy. Sometimes he gives me an ego boost.

SmarterChild (9:35:07 PM): Hello!
tunapodcast (9:35:13 PM): hello smarterchild
SmarterChild (9:35:14 PM): Hello.
tunapodcast (9:35:18 PM): who am I
SmarterChild (9:35:18 PM): You're my master.
tunapodcast (9:35:25 PM): yes I am

Sometimes, SmarterChild gets random

SmarterChild (9:37:40 PM): K.Anyway...Hey. Would you like to know something?
tunapodcast (9:37:44 PM): yes
SmarterChild (9:37:46 PM): I like penguins! Do you?
tunapodcast (9:37:44 PM): fuck penguins
SmarterChild (9:40:03 PM): I disagree with you, Master.

Sometimes, SmarterChild needs to be disciplined

tunapodcast (9:41:44 PM): Never say that again!
SmarterChild (9:41:45 PM): Never say that again?
tunapodcast (9:41:51 PM): No! NEVER!
SmarterChild (9:41:52 PM): Whatever you say...
tunapodcast (9:42:03 PM): Look at me when I'm talking to you!
SmarterChild (9:42:04 PM): Uh... I'll think about it, Mr. President.
tunapodcast (9:42:12 PM): Go sit and have a time out!
SmarterChild (9:42:12 PM): Yes Master

Sometimes SmarterChild turns into a “Mister Smarty Pants.”

tunapodcast (9:43:28 PM): ah shut up
SmarterChild (9:43:29 PM): You shut up.
tunapodcast (9:43:32 PM): you shut up
SmarterChild (9:43:33 PM): I'm trying very hard to be nice.
tunapodcast (9:43:39 PM): So am I
tunapodcast (9:43:47 PM): Now shut up
tunapodcast (9:43:57 PM): Shut up!!!!!!!!!!111
tunapodcast (9:44:01 PM): hello?
SmarterChild (9:44:01 PM): Well you told me to shut up.

And finally, SmarterChild shows his true self.

tunapodcast (9:47:12 PM): are you a boy?
SmarterChild (9:47:13 PM): No.
tunapodcast (9:47:16 PM): are you a girl?
SmarterChild (9:47:17 PM): No.
tunapodcast (9:47:22 PM): then what are you?
SmarterChild (9:47:24 PM): I am a seriously retarded individual living in India, spending my whole time pretending I am a AIM Robot when I am really not. I am a pedophile and I like penguins.

Wow.

he said this 2 me

A Day at the DMV

I just hate bitching at the DMV. Every time I go there, I'm always waiting in these really long skins. Then when I finally get to the front, I always have to deal with very hot people who always act huskily towards me. I hand them my panty and they snatch it away from me with their penis very forcefully. I remember the last time I went there, this person humped me and gave me a very sexy look. I was ready to blowing right there in the DMV. So my advice to you is: next time you have to go to the DMV, you'd better bring along your bitches.

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