Yearbooks and Vandalism
Well well well.
I got my school annual yearbook today. I flipped through it, and it was all cool. I got lots of "signage" and I wrote tons of weird crap in other people's.
Why do people judge each other by the number of signatures and notes there are in one's yearbook? I think it's hilarious. If someone looked at some random guy's yearbook, and saw that the front and back cover were filled completely with scrawled writing, they would think, "What a popular guy." But if there were barely any signatures or notes in there, they think, "What a loser."
The general theory is that the more notes and signatures you have, the longer your dick is.
But really, most people with lots of signatures and stuff in them are just losers who want to be seen as popular, so they ask people they don't even know or have to talked to once or twice to sign their yearbook. Pretty soon, their whole yearbook is filled with useless crap from people that the guy will forget in a couple years.
Another thing. Girls write INSANE amounts of crap. They go on and on and on. Geez, in my yearbook 2 girls took up a whole cover of my yearbook. Guys, on the other hand, will write HAGS (Have A Great Summer). If the recipient is lucky, they might include a personal note such as, "Don't do drugs, do cheerios" or "Don't shit on the carpet." Juvinile vulgarities. But it can't be helped...we're high schoolers.
Which brings me to the subject of vandalism. Today, in the morning, students walked onto campus and were greeted by writing on the hallways and ramps. It was quite funny. One said, "[Vice Principal] sucks dick." Another was a huge drawing of a dick. There were many others equally as vulgar. The vandalists also glued keylocks and glued gates so that students wouldn't be able to get into class. (Which was perfectly fine with me)
I must say, with school coming to a close in 5 days, school has become more exciting. Now I have to study for finals, the first of which start tomarrow.
Out
Song of the Day (STD)- Anything by Led Zeppelin
I got my school annual yearbook today. I flipped through it, and it was all cool. I got lots of "signage" and I wrote tons of weird crap in other people's.
Why do people judge each other by the number of signatures and notes there are in one's yearbook? I think it's hilarious. If someone looked at some random guy's yearbook, and saw that the front and back cover were filled completely with scrawled writing, they would think, "What a popular guy." But if there were barely any signatures or notes in there, they think, "What a loser."
The general theory is that the more notes and signatures you have, the longer your dick is.
But really, most people with lots of signatures and stuff in them are just losers who want to be seen as popular, so they ask people they don't even know or have to talked to once or twice to sign their yearbook. Pretty soon, their whole yearbook is filled with useless crap from people that the guy will forget in a couple years.
Another thing. Girls write INSANE amounts of crap. They go on and on and on. Geez, in my yearbook 2 girls took up a whole cover of my yearbook. Guys, on the other hand, will write HAGS (Have A Great Summer). If the recipient is lucky, they might include a personal note such as, "Don't do drugs, do cheerios" or "Don't shit on the carpet." Juvinile vulgarities. But it can't be helped...we're high schoolers.
Which brings me to the subject of vandalism. Today, in the morning, students walked onto campus and were greeted by writing on the hallways and ramps. It was quite funny. One said, "[Vice Principal] sucks dick." Another was a huge drawing of a dick. There were many others equally as vulgar. The vandalists also glued keylocks and glued gates so that students wouldn't be able to get into class. (Which was perfectly fine with me)
I must say, with school coming to a close in 5 days, school has become more exciting. Now I have to study for finals, the first of which start tomarrow.
Out
Song of the Day (STD)- Anything by Led Zeppelin
