Coloring with Nelson

Napolean Dynamite's arch nemesis

What's up ya'll.

I was in my school library, when I see this fat ugly Indian nerd freshmen girl walk in carring to many things. She had on a oversized backpack filled to the brim with books. She was carrying her Latin book. She also carried her jacket. This was all in her left hand. On her right hand she carried a little "suitcase/briefcase" filled with papers and pencils. (The pencils were falling out) She also was carrying a huge binder. (One of the ones you zip up)

Ok first of all, DON'T CARRY YOUR WHOLE LOCKER WITH YOU!! And if you absolutely have to take it, get a fruity rolling backpack, and stuff everything in there! But rolling backpacks suck. And anybody who takes a suitcase to school sucks.

I have seen some crazy stuff at school. I have seen kids with suitcases. These stupid idiotic kids roll and drag suitcases to school. It like the size of a small go-kart! I'm not even kidding. These loser kids roll loser suitcases to school, cramed with what they think are "essentials." They have more pens and pencils in there than Office Depot. They have 20 notebooks, and all their school textbooks. They have stupid clocks and drawing pads, and stock their suitcases with year old halloween candy. I ABSOLUETLY HATE THESE KIDS. And the crazy thing is, the kids think their cool! It is so annoying when a kid prances with their suitcase or rolling backpack.

Whenever I see a rolling backpack, I kick it. Now there is a certain way to kicking rolling backpacks/suitcases. You have to kick the area right above the right wheel. You kick it so that the thing tilts to the left and filps over, hopefully twisting and breaking the wrist of the loser/nerd pulling this monster. The reason I do this is cause they suck and are foolish, but also because they make the most annoying sound. The wheels on this contraption make a GRRRRRRrrrrRRRrrrRRRrrrrRRRRrrrrrrrrrrRRRRRRRrrr sound that ruins the ears. There is nothing to do except kick that sucker and stock that noise from ruining your ears.

If you are a parent, don't get your kid a rolling backpack. Your kid will be ridiculed for life.

Now I have to type up a spanish essay. Joy.

Oh and for any bloggers out there, link my site on your blog, and I guess I'll do the same for you. (That way we can try and get on the blog top 100 page!) yeahhhhh.



Song of the Day (STD)- "Dance, Dance"- Fall out Boy