Coloring with Nelson

EVERYONE IS GAY. I just thought you guys wanted to know.

Let me make a list of gay things that should be burned.

1. James Gu (asian supremist)
2. crumpets
3. this stupid blog
4. green tea
5. fat people
6. people who make " " marks in the air
7. anyone named tucker
8. little kids with cell phones
9. anyone that has earring hooked on their nose
10. James Gu again
11. how when you eat and then...i dont know
12. poodles
13. cockapoos (poodles mixed with erspaniel)
14. school
15. and PE teachers who give quizes

My PE teacher is now officially giving out quizzes. WHAT A LOSER. uuuuuggghhhhh. The only thing that is restraning me from going absolutely berserk is spanish. spanish class is pretty great cause my teacher is really funny. when i say funny, i mean it in her voice. it is soo nasal. but its really funny. its a mix of bulgerian and romainian accents, and its really funny. Otherwise school suucks. hey, yesturday, this blog was ranked 19th in the humour section which was cool. I need to drive soon. I need to get a car now. and i need a new computer. and i need some other things that u probably dont want to know.

you know what everyone needs? everyone needs a little electronic screen that floats over their head and shows what they are thinking about. that would be pretty great.

also, another random thought, SHAVE YOUR UNIBROWS YOU LOSERS. unibrows should be shunned from society. oh oops, i forgot to add that to my list of gay things. whatever. unibrows suck, and should be banned from life. also....GUYS THAT HAVE A JUNGLE IN THEIR PANTS (their legs are really hairy), shave your legs! geez. who cares if people call u gay/metro. your legs are hairy, and they need to be cut. hairy legs are worse than hepititis b + precalculus mixed together. (actually maybe not the precal part)