Midget + Beach Ball = Fun in the Sun!
Clip on earrings are pretty cool. after school today, i was walking down the quad when i saw my friend with this punker earring. I was sort of spooked cause this isnt the normal behavior you would expect from this kid. well anyway, he walks down and i starting laughing really hard. i really thought he had pierced his ear, which was really strange.
Piercings can really change the way you look. Just thought ya'll wanted to know.
I have a huge precal test tomarrow and a spanish quiz but im spending time doing this crap that nobody will probably read. whatever.
This is a pretty funny story, The bomb and the pilot
3 people were on a plane. One said to the pilot, "I have a glass bottle. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. The second one asked the same question and the pilot also told him to throw it out the window. The third one asked the pilot, "I have a bomb. What do I do with it?" The pilot told him to throw it out the window. When they landed they met a man crying. When asked why he was crying, he replied, "Because I got hit in the head with a glass bottle. They met a woman who was crying for the same reason. Then the met a man laughing. They asked him why he was laughing and he replied, "Because I walked by a building and farted. Then the building blew up.
Ok, enough jokes.
You know what would make a great tv show? ok, before i say that, let me say something else. Everything i say is only for the sake of humor. i dont really mean what i say or type on this blog. so dont comment or email me saying im a hater and a neo nazi. cause im not.
Ok back to the great tv show.
You get 50 midgets, and divide them in half so u have two teams of 25. then you make them play basketball. but they cannot throw the ball. One has to hold onto it, while his or her teammates throw the midget with the ball so the midget can dunk it. OOO that would be hilarious.
another great tv show idea would be this. you get some really big beach balls. when i say big beach balls, i mean big. Like 10 feet in diameter. Then you take some pre-teens with facial hair, and tell them to pick up the ball and carry it across a football field. That would be hilarious. and to make it funnier, you tape their hands to the ball so that when they trip or fall, the roll all over the place. If i actually saw this show on tv, i would pee in my pants.
well thats all for now....
(famous quote from one of my friends "my nelson colors better than your nelson!")
