Golf is Good, Boogers are Bad
Golf at its finest...
Well its Monday, and let me tell you about this horrible weekend. I was sick for most of it, but I still had enough energy to go to the driving range to hit a couple balls. While I went there, I sw a couple strange things. First there is this short guy who has the ugliest swing ever. He brings the club up, but instead of bringing the club down with his arms, he brings the club by twisting his waist. It was very inpleasant. He looked like a crippled turkey with artheritis and tumors.
There was also this woman who clearly had no idea what she was doing. She pounded the ball, bringing the club above her head and crashing down on the ball. I wouldn't be surprised if she broke a couple balls.
There were also a large number of kids there. I have no problem of kids playing golf. I am a kid, and I try to encourage others my age to play. And yet, when you have 12 little munchkins, there will be some trouble. There were some that hit the ball about 10 yards, and went onto the driving range to retrieve their ball. That holds up about 10 golfers trying to hit their shots because they do not want to hit the kid. Bullshit, I go right ahead and hit the ball. If they get hit, its their fault.
There is also a golf ball car that goes onto the driving range and collects the balls. When that thing comes out, I go right ahead and try to hit it. It is a lot of fun. You should try it. I once hit the side right next to the windowshield. I laughed sooo hard. The guy had a shocked look on his face. Just take the right iron and blast away. What's really funny is when a lot of people fire at it. It looks like a mortar line. You hear all these thwacks and clicks and then you can see about 10 white streaks going straight for the cart. Its really cool.
I'm gonna have to practice alot more if I want to make varsity this year.
Song of the Day- "Little House"- The Fray
