Methane can Harm you
The other day, after playing some good old airsoft, me and my friends were chilling in my friend's room. Then Max, one of my kooky friends, goes absolutely nuts, and starts spraying this methane stuff from a can into the air, and into my face. It got into the right side of my eye, and burned some parts of my skin near my eye. It was really cold, and my eye started to burn. I rushed myself to the sink and started to rinse it out. After 30 minutes, I had a slanted, red right eye, and my some weird marks around my right eye. That happened 2 days ago, and I still have this weird mark on my eye (which makes me look like a cat) and it looks really screwy.
Well, it just so happens, that I was about to severely injure Max when we met up at school today, but instead I hear news that his mother (after coming from India), got an 150 beats/minute pulse, and she had to be rushed to the E.R. The scary thing was that Max had to drive her, and he just has a permit, and sucks at driving. It's fortunate that everything came off fine. And so, I didn't kill Max, cause I felt sorry that his mom almost died.
Well, I'm back at school, and I don't like the looks of it. 3 more weeks to go till my winter break. Those 3 weeks will probably take forever.
I recently went to humanforsale.com. No, this is not some sick slaves for sale site, its a site where you can see how much you are worth. I'm worth $2,703,890. I dare anyone to top that. Just send me an email with the stats pasted onto it. Person worth the most will get their biography (written by me) posted onto this blog.
I got a haircut, and I look like a cross between a baboon and a monk. I'm screwed.
School is crazy like usual. We're reading "Julius Caesar" in english class, hands down the most boring class ever. Basically what we do is copy down vocab words, fix a gramatically incorrect sentence, and then read out loud. It's so boring. Half the kids fall asleep, and most just think about the life they could be having outside those belch colored walls.
