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Wednesday, November 23, 2005 

Harry Potter can go and Die for all I care


I went and saw Harry Potter with some friends the other day. What's the big hype? It was well made, but it was way too fast pased. The acting was good on some parts (Moody) but extremely bad for other actors, like Harry Potter. He sucks at acting. Why did he get the part. When his scar starts hurting, he sounds so fake. My cat could do a better impression than that.

Hermione got a lot hotter. Dumbledore got a lot madder. And Cho Chang is pretty ugly. I have no idea why Harry is hitting on her. Ron is completely emo, with his gross long hair.

Basically, its another Harry Potter movie, and its not a big deal. New director, whatever. I'm already over it.

When having chicken, do you usually have the bird's head on the platter also when serving? Do you just stick the whole chicken into an oven and cook it? I was at my friend's great grandmother's 100th year old birthday. The chicken came out of the oven, and I thought it smelled great. Then I glanced at it, and I saw that the flipping head was still there. And the feet. THE HEAD. It was absolutely horrid. I used to be a veggitarian, and I almost transfered back to it that night.

The great-grandmother was singing strange Chinese songs. It wasn't really singing, it was more of a muttering chanting. It was really funny, and once my podcast is up again, I'll stick that on.

Sorry that I haven't been posting daily. I've been spending my break usefully.

I was at the golf course yesturday, and I was at the driving range, hitting some balls. This short man, with headphones in his ears was hitting balls with his driver. Whenever the ball did not go the way he wanted it to go, he said, "Come on, dog!" Really loud. He didn't know that half of the driving range was laughing at him cause he had those idiot headphones on, probably listening to some self help program. That sent me into hysterics.

Can you spell? I guess not, so you must be gay...

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