Coloring with Nelson

Some names are really scary, ya know? If I hear someone call for "Gumplziskin" I get the hell out of there. Same with "Numai" and "Kitchen Maa." Who names their kid "Kitchen!" What evil parents. This is a real kid that goes to my school.

And Rodney... that's another one. Rodney is sort of unusual. Rodney sounds like some forlorn kid that hides in a fetal position, hides in the corner, and listens to The Lord of the Rings sountracks. Holy shit! That's just like a Rodney at my school. All Rodneys seem to be screwy.

Same with kids named Tucker. And Tootsie. And loser names that start with "T." "Oi, Tucker!" sounds really gay to me. Tucker is food. Tucker is not a name.

And what is up with these Indian (not american indian names, although those names are screwed up too) names that are like 7 syllables!??!? I can't pronounce the damn things. Its like "Hemangini." I was on this site that translated Indian baby names. This one means "girl with golden body." What kind of stupid meaning is that!?!?

"Bhushan" means ornament! That's an actually name! What if the family was celebrating Christmas and they were decorating a tree. When the mom says, "Get Bhushan," does that mean get ornaments or that loser emo kid cutting himself in the corner!??!

I can understand meanings like hunter, or peaceful, but ornament and girl with golden body!?

When choosing a baby's name, don't just randomly point at some random name and take that!?!?! And whatever you, don't name your kid "Ornament."



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