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me: wtf!??%?!^! max u have to much time on ur hands. anyways, zoe, what kinda guitar is it?? it must be old cause someone gave it to u. the best way to learn guitar is just to strum chords. C, G, E, and D are good ones to start with. thats how i started. and maybe get some lessons. but zoe, ur not really the guitar type. ur more of the wrestling type. or the mountain hiker type. but not the guitar.
good luck.
zoe: wow. so good to know that peter pictures me as a wrestler.
i already know A,D,E,G,C, and E minor.
me:oops, forgot the sumo part.
eric: thats what he dreams about you as
me: a sumo wrestler? from what you've told me about your "girlfriend", it fits the exact same description. oh maybe, .....can it be?....zoe is your girlfriend! holy moley!
eric: oh and max,
you always have to be one up on me
you cut and pasted that from a website, i made up mine
AND IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE
get a life
with all due loving regards,
your humble servant
Eric
eric: go get laid peter
you poor sad little child
me: well, one question eric. have you ever gotten laid? and dont make a stupid mom joke. have u? u always say to me and other people, "go get laid" but how can u say that when you havent?
zoe: i'm so glad i get to be a part of this conversation. all of you, just stop pretending.
eric: actually now that you mention it, i had a date last wensdayand there was no one in the theater and well...
me: yeah sure eric. u dont have to lie to be our friend. uve never had a girlfriend. and uve never gotten laid. face it. but at UC berkley, im sure there's some fat japanese sumo wrestler who would love to get into bed with u.
zoe: i u mean me, i'm gonna kick your ass
i'm not fat :)
me:"i u mean me"??? whats that supposed to mean?
eric: peter's just jealous
We went to the galaxy 6 theaters in bonsall at 11AM on a wensday afternoon, There were more staff at the movies than there were movie goers. We saw King Kong. I thought it was quite symbolic having a big hairy beast snatching up young blondes (she's blonde by the way..... actually, she's half itallian so her eyebrows are dark with green eyes, kinda wierd but very exotic looking) touche Peter
PS at least i have the GPA to get in
Plus i dont mind asians, they're hot too. The fat ones are more grateful. :) (more cushion for the pushin, etc. etc.)(better than anerexic ones)
me: eric, serioly dont lie. you made that whole schwab up. just go to the corner and cry and cut your wrists and become emo.
king kong sucked. way to brought out. okay special effects, horrible storyplay. what's your so called "girlfriend"'s name? and how come youve never shown us a pic of her? hmmm.
p.s. i have the gpa to get in, plus the extracurrilulars, outside activities, and voluneteer work. what do u have on ur resume.?
eric: "umm, i hunt and i like to shoot things. yeah..um..yeah shoot things...oh! the butchering part is fun to!....um...i think that's it..i like to lie about my girlfriend...umm yeah. "
UCB recruiting guy: "um, we don't take rednecks"
and eric, yeah, go marry a fat asian. i wanna see ur kids. fat asian rednecks, haahhahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
max: IMAO
good luck.
zoe: wow. so good to know that peter pictures me as a wrestler.
i already know A,D,E,G,C, and E minor.
me:oops, forgot the sumo part.
eric: thats what he dreams about you as
me: a sumo wrestler? from what you've told me about your "girlfriend", it fits the exact same description. oh maybe, .....can it be?....zoe is your girlfriend! holy moley!
eric: oh and max,
you always have to be one up on me
you cut and pasted that from a website, i made up mine
AND IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE
get a life
with all due loving regards,
your humble servant
Eric
eric: go get laid peter
you poor sad little child
me: well, one question eric. have you ever gotten laid? and dont make a stupid mom joke. have u? u always say to me and other people, "go get laid" but how can u say that when you havent?
zoe: i'm so glad i get to be a part of this conversation. all of you, just stop pretending.
eric: actually now that you mention it, i had a date last wensdayand there was no one in the theater and well...
me: yeah sure eric. u dont have to lie to be our friend. uve never had a girlfriend. and uve never gotten laid. face it. but at UC berkley, im sure there's some fat japanese sumo wrestler who would love to get into bed with u.
zoe: i u mean me, i'm gonna kick your ass
i'm not fat :)
me:"i u mean me"??? whats that supposed to mean?
eric: peter's just jealous
We went to the galaxy 6 theaters in bonsall at 11AM on a wensday afternoon, There were more staff at the movies than there were movie goers. We saw King Kong. I thought it was quite symbolic having a big hairy beast snatching up young blondes (she's blonde by the way..... actually, she's half itallian so her eyebrows are dark with green eyes, kinda wierd but very exotic looking) touche Peter
PS at least i have the GPA to get in
Plus i dont mind asians, they're hot too. The fat ones are more grateful. :) (more cushion for the pushin, etc. etc.)(better than anerexic ones)
me: eric, serioly dont lie. you made that whole schwab up. just go to the corner and cry and cut your wrists and become emo.
king kong sucked. way to brought out. okay special effects, horrible storyplay. what's your so called "girlfriend"'s name? and how come youve never shown us a pic of her? hmmm.
p.s. i have the gpa to get in, plus the extracurrilulars, outside activities, and voluneteer work. what do u have on ur resume.?
eric: "umm, i hunt and i like to shoot things. yeah..um..yeah shoot things...oh! the butchering part is fun to!....um...i think that's it..i like to lie about my girlfriend...umm yeah. "
UCB recruiting guy: "um, we don't take rednecks"
and eric, yeah, go marry a fat asian. i wanna see ur kids. fat asian rednecks, haahhahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
max: IMAO
