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Wednesday, January 18, 2006 

CPR is Fun When You Get to Practice on Each Other.

well i was at school today, and guess what we are doing. CPR training. pretty boring. and then after you listen to the the instructor on what to do when a baby is choking, you go over and make out with these rubber manequins on the ground. your supposed to "train" on these manequins. screw that. this one fat kid, shawn, was pretending to hump it. see how sick the kids at my school are? i have to admit, it was sorta funny.

and then we went outside, waiting for the bell to ring so that we could go to lunch. while we were waiting, there was this mexican guy making concrete, and we were just staring at him. and the guy was getting nervous, we could all tell.

that was random.

it is sort of true that all vice principals are mean and all princpals are nice. it is true that all history teachers are cool, and all english teachers are high school drop outs. it is true that all science teachers are either fat or entertaining (or both). it is true that all spanish teachers dont know spanish. and it is true that all math teachers love to burden their students cause they were made fun of when they were young and they want to get revenge for their earlier life incidents. and finally, it is true that P.E. teachers like to wear fanny packs.

chemistry test tomarrow. ouchie. gotta go, must study. but before i leave, let me say something. if you jam a toothpick up your nose, it hurts.

just saying...

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