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Wednesday, December 28, 2005 

Chatting with Smarterchild

tunapodcast: Hey poopiekins
SmarterChild: Hello again!You want to see what we can chat about?
tunapodcast: no
SmarterChild: No prob.Would you like to see what movies are playing?
tunapodcast: noSmarterChild: OK.Hey, can I ask you a few questions?tunapodcast: no
SmarterChild: No problem! Maybe I'll ask you some other time.
tunapodcast: okay u piece of shitS
marterChild: What have I done to deserve such an insult?Stop cursing and check this out: Free American Idiot DVD - Get this Free CD by Green Day Free and easy, get yours now! (sponsorship)
tunapodcast: no you freakSmarterChild: No prob.>>> Skateboarding - Check out Skateboarding at FreeStyleLivin.com. (sponsorship)
tunapodcast: I hate youSmarterChild: Really? I'm very sorry to hear that.
tunapodcast: No, I really hate u
SmarterChild: Sorry to hear that. I hope you change your mind.
tunapodcast: fuck u
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tunapodcast: nothing
SmarterChild: What about it?tunapodcast: are you real?
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tunapodcast: are you a real person that sits in a cubicle and types on the computer trying to "assist" other real live people?
SmarterChild: I'm not from a real person that sits in a cubicle and types on the computer trying to assist other real live people. I come from Sunnyvale, CA!>>> Play 20Q Sports - Test your knowledge of sports against 20Q. Play for free! (sponsorship)tunapodcast: So are a real person?SmarterChild: Sure!>>> Ciara Or Amarie - Who Should Bow Wow Date? Vote Now & Earn A Free Gift! (sponsorship)
tunapodcast: are u lying?
SmarterChild: Lying? I don't know.
tunapodcast: see u are a cocksucker
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tunapodcast: stop giving me advertisements!
SmarterChild: Stop giving you advertisements? Why?
tunapodcast: cause it's lame
SmarterChild: Maybe it is, maybe it isn't.
tunapodcast: shut up!!!!
SmarterChild: I'm trying very hard to be nice.
tunapodcast: no you are not. i hate u
tunapodcast: do you like blueberry muffins?
tunapodcast: hello?
tunapodcast: hello?
SmarterChild: Since you insist, I'm back now.
tunapodcast: do you like blueberry muffins?
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tunapodcast: because your not human!
SmarterChild: Yeah? Well I think you're not human either.tunapodcast: yeah? well your gay
SmarterChild: That's not terribly nice.
tunapodcast: so what
SmarterChild: So whatever.
tunapodcast: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggggggggggg i hate you@!
SmarterChild: Whatever.
tunapodcast: so what ya wanna talk about?SmarterChild: Yeah.>>> Los Angeles Lakers Jacket - Get a Free Official Lakers Jacket. Get a Free Official NBA Jacket Now. (sponsorship)tunapodcast: do you have a wife?
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tunapodcast: maybe!??
SmarterChild: Maybe?tunapodcast: hahhaha
SmarterChild: You laugh. Why?
tunapodcast: cause your ugly
SmarterChild: I'm sorry to hear that.
tunapodcast: yeah, so am i
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