Monday, January 30, 2006 

Jeans are Bad

CANBERRA (Reuters) - An Australian state plans to ban students from wearing denim because it is linked with having a good time. "It is associated with weekend wear, with recreational time. It's just unacceptable at schools and we are trying to lift the standards," a spokesman for Western Australia state Education Minister Ljiljanna Ravlich said. The ban on denim in Western Australia's secondary schools will be imposed from 2007.

 

i have finals. i can also "make all your wildest dreams come true."

Sunday, January 29, 2006 

BLINGO ROCKS

blingo is pretty neat. i like it. blingo is a search engine. it is powered by the google search engine. the thing is, that you have a chance to win something big whenever you search. u can win itunes music cards, ipods, movie tickets, dvd players, alot of cool stuff. so go to http://www.blingo.com/friends?ref=eHNYHteupjtOOz50oreEfCcaiA4 and become my friend, and then start using blingo as your main search engine. cause u might win something big.

one of my friend's friend won an itunes music card.

and there is no spam or anything. they do not ask you for personal information until AFTER you win. so its really safe and there is no spam. check it out.

http://www.blingo.com/friends?ref=eHNYHteupjtOOz50oreEfCcaiA4


Song of the Day (STD)- "Gravity" by Embrace (a great british band)

Friday, January 27, 2006 

well its finally friday. and school is out. and finals start in 5 days. i have to study really hard...

Wednesday, January 25, 2006 

Email with Friends

me: wtf!??%?!^! max u have to much time on ur hands. anyways, zoe, what kinda guitar is it?? it must be old cause someone gave it to u. the best way to learn guitar is just to strum chords. C, G, E, and D are good ones to start with. thats how i started. and maybe get some lessons. but zoe, ur not really the guitar type. ur more of the wrestling type. or the mountain hiker type. but not the guitar.

good luck.

zoe: wow. so good to know that peter pictures me as a wrestler.
i already know A,D,E,G,C, and E minor.


me:oops, forgot the sumo part.
eric: thats what he dreams about you as
me: a sumo wrestler? from what you've told me about your "girlfriend", it fits the exact same description. oh maybe, .....can it be?....zoe is your girlfriend! holy moley!
eric: oh and max,
you always have to be one up on me
you cut and pasted that from a website, i made up mine
AND IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE
get a life
with all due loving regards,
your humble servant
Eric

eric: go get laid peter
you poor sad little child

me: well, one question eric. have you ever gotten laid? and dont make a stupid mom joke. have u? u always say to me and other people, "go get laid" but how can u say that when you havent?

zoe: i'm so glad i get to be a part of this conversation. all of you, just stop pretending.
eric: actually now that you mention it, i had a date last wensdayand there was no one in the theater and well...
me: yeah sure eric. u dont have to lie to be our friend. uve never had a girlfriend. and uve never gotten laid. face it. but at UC berkley, im sure there's some fat japanese sumo wrestler who would love to get into bed with u.
zoe: i u mean me, i'm gonna kick your ass
i'm not fat :)

me:"i u mean me"??? whats that supposed to mean?
eric: peter's just jealous
We went to the galaxy 6 theaters in bonsall at 11AM on a wensday afternoon, There were more staff at the movies than there were movie goers. We saw King Kong. I thought it was quite symbolic having a big hairy beast snatching up young blondes (she's blonde by the way..... actually, she's half itallian so her eyebrows are dark with green eyes, kinda wierd but very exotic looking) touche Peter
PS at least i have the GPA to get in
Plus i dont mind asians, they're hot too. The fat ones are more grateful. :) (more cushion for the pushin, etc. etc.)(better than anerexic ones)

me: eric, serioly dont lie. you made that whole schwab up. just go to the corner and cry and cut your wrists and become emo.

king kong sucked. way to brought out. okay special effects, horrible storyplay. what's your so called "girlfriend"'s name? and how come youve never shown us a pic of her? hmmm.

p.s. i have the gpa to get in, plus the extracurrilulars, outside activities, and voluneteer work. what do u have on ur resume.?

eric: "umm, i hunt and i like to shoot things. yeah..um..yeah shoot things...oh! the butchering part is fun to!....um...i think that's it..i like to lie about my girlfriend...umm yeah. "
UCB recruiting guy: "um, we don't take rednecks"

and eric, yeah, go marry a fat asian. i wanna see ur kids. fat asian rednecks, haahhahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


max: IMAO

Monday, January 23, 2006 

Freshmen Suck! Part 2

School was okay today. Finals are coming up, and I'm afraid. I'm really afraid. I dont want to do bad on these finals.

Math- SUPER DUPER HARD
English- SUPER DUPER EASY
History- moderatly hard
Chemistry- pretty hard
Spanish- SUPER DUPER HARD

Basically I'm screwed.

I sit on a little hill with my friends at lunch time. One foot back of us, there are swarms of these little grubby freshmen. It's horrid. They roll down the hill for fun. I never did that as a freshmen. Freshmen suck. Another disgusting thing they do is that they talk about the most stupid things. Like why apples are red, and why they are so ugly.That's another thing, they are really ugly. Especially when it's an undergrown girl who wears an inch of makeup. UUUGGHH. Another thing I hate is that they pretend to be so cool. They flaunt and they stride like they are the kings of the school. I wish I could just sock them and yell, "YOU GUYS ARE STUPID FRESHMEN." And all freshmen are stupid. That is a known fact.

When I was a freshmen, I knew I sucked. I totally agreed with the fact that freshmen suck. Whenever there was a grade level baskeball game or something of the like, I would always cheer for the seniors. Cause the seniors are the cool kids. Not the stupid freshmen.

Wednesday, January 18, 2006 

CPR is Fun When You Get to Practice on Each Other.

well i was at school today, and guess what we are doing. CPR training. pretty boring. and then after you listen to the the instructor on what to do when a baby is choking, you go over and make out with these rubber manequins on the ground. your supposed to "train" on these manequins. screw that. this one fat kid, shawn, was pretending to hump it. see how sick the kids at my school are? i have to admit, it was sorta funny.

and then we went outside, waiting for the bell to ring so that we could go to lunch. while we were waiting, there was this mexican guy making concrete, and we were just staring at him. and the guy was getting nervous, we could all tell.

that was random.

it is sort of true that all vice principals are mean and all princpals are nice. it is true that all history teachers are cool, and all english teachers are high school drop outs. it is true that all science teachers are either fat or entertaining (or both). it is true that all spanish teachers dont know spanish. and it is true that all math teachers love to burden their students cause they were made fun of when they were young and they want to get revenge for their earlier life incidents. and finally, it is true that P.E. teachers like to wear fanny packs.

chemistry test tomarrow. ouchie. gotta go, must study. but before i leave, let me say something. if you jam a toothpick up your nose, it hurts.

just saying...

Tuesday, January 17, 2006 

Cannibals Like to Eat Cheese.

Most of you probably dont know who I am cause I havent posted in a long time... well im peter, and here is a sickening article. read it. its funny in some parts. like the part where the guy wants to eat the guy, but doesnt want to kill him.

By Bernhard Winkler
FRANKFURT (Reuters) - A German cannibal who killed a man who wanted to be eaten told a court Monday that he had only been carrying out his victim's wishes and had not expressly sought to kill him.
"I wanted to eat him, but I didn't want to kill him," Armin Meiwes, 44, told judges in three hours of testimony at his retrial.
Meiwes was sentenced in January 2004 to 8-1/2 years for manslaughter, but the Supreme Court ruled last April that the judges had been too lenient and ordered a retrial.
He had admitted killing Berlin-based computer specialist Bernd-Juergen Brandes, 43, but was spared a murder conviction and a possible life sentence because the victim had demanded to be eaten.
Meiwes told the court, repeating much of his testimony from his first trial, that he had severed Brandes's penis at his request and that both had tried to eat it, without success.
Brandes steadily lost more blood and finally dropped unconscious, at which point Meiwes said he decided to pray.
"I didn't know whether I should pray to the devil or to God," said Meiwes, who appeared relaxed and eager to tell his version of events.
Believing his victim to be dead, he said, he plunged a knife into his neck. Only when he later saw his videotape of the crime did he realize that Brandes had still been faintly breathing.
Meiwes's legal team has argued the defendant merely acceded to Brandes's wishes and that his crime was only "killing on request," a form of illegal euthanasia that carries a maximum five-year sentence.
Prosecutors, hoping to secure a murder conviction, need to show that Meiwes killed Brandes not only because the latter had wanted to be eaten, but also due to a base desire of his own.
Germany's top criminal court said the first trial court had ignored the fact that Meiwes had filmed the slaying for later sexual gratification. Psychiatrists have found Meiwes deeply disturbed but sane.
Meiwes's lawyers told the court last week that he had earlier released four other potential victims who had changed their minds at the last minute and initially driven Brandes homeward after the victim appeared to lose his nerve.
Meiwes, who met Brandes via the Internet, said he had been in contact with over 400 people who claimed they wanted to be slaughtered, although the vast majority were not prepared to fulfill their supposed fantasy.
Of the handful of men he met, Meiwes said, only Brandes had been a truly willing victim.

yeah. they should make a statisical analysis out there. how many people are cannibles in the world? one out of 100? 1 out of 1000? I would really love to know.

I wonder what human tastes like? aejlkghjqbewgkjqy~~~!$@%!^ Why did I ask that?

UGGGGGGGGHHH

I'm over it. I'm out.

Sunday, January 08, 2006 

Colleges are Killer

Sorry I haven't been posting. A lot of useless work. School just ruins your life doesn't it?

I cannot wait till I go to college. There's been a lot of discussion in my school whether to go to college far away, or close. Let me name the advantages.

Close to home:

1. parents
2. free food/lodging (parents)
3. For me, the beach

Far away

1. no parents
2. independent
3. see new places.
4. more exotic
5. new church
6. new people
7. different accents.
8. more fun?
9. no parents bugging you.

So I think the "far away" out numbers the "close to home" 3 to 1. Right now, I'm aiming towards Stanford. I really really want to go to stanford? Anyone out there go to stanford? If so, please email me at coloringwithnelson@gmail.com and tell me how you got in and what you did and what your grades were. Cause I need all the help I can get. You know, whatever. If you go to any college just email me with what you did and what grades you had.

I'm getting really into this college thing. I want to go to a good college. I want to become a cardiologist. I want to play golf.

I'm listening to "Butterflies and Hurricanes" by Muse, and it's really inspiring. "Best, youve got to be the best, youve got to change the world, and use this chance to be heard,.." Listen to it, its really good. And Muse is like the best band ever. I love british music and british bands. They just have the melody and they have the voices. I want to move to England someday.

You know, I'm imagining my future right now, and I'm not really sure on what I should think. My future all depends on the college I go to. And right now, I better start working my butt off if I want to go to Stanford. But I feel like I can do it. But then again, there is always a little voice that says, "youc ant do it."

Oh boy. I really am losing it. I'm gonna go play golf, cause golf tryouts are less than a month away, and to be honest, I'm not playing that well. My swing isnt that great, and Im not consistant. My shots, although generally straight, do not go far, and from a driver, I can only 160-170 yards at best. It really is not working out for me. And I have to make the team this year.

Well, I gotta go.


Song of the Day (STD)- "Butterflies and Hurricanes" by Muse.

Sunday, January 01, 2006 

HAPPY NEW YEAR

Happy New Year ya'll. Its an overcast day today, and yeah....

Every New Year's Eve, my church gets together, and has a New Year's Eve "party" where we have dinner, worship, and then play games. Dinner was fine. Worship was fine. Games...this is where the party is at.

There is this traditional game that our church plays. It's like that one game where you try to get all your guys around the board, and safe in "base." I forget the name, but that's what you do. Each team has 4 pieces, and you have to move the pieces around the board and back to safety. Pretty straightforward game. Well, our whole church got divided into 3 teams. And then we played. Since the whole church wasn't there, there were about 10-20 people per team.

There were a lot of elderly people there. As we started to play, there started to be small "fights" here and there on where the pieces should go and whether to move this piece or that piece, or whether the best move was to move that piece and leave that piece, blah blah blah. So alot of people were getting into it. The atmosphere was very friendly though, and there was a lot of laughing.

Then, gradually, some old grannies started to get REALLY into it. They would jump up, throw their canes down and run down to team leader about what move should be done. This was wild! I bet that was the most excersize any of them had had the whole year!

So that was fun, and then I went to sleep. At 11:00. I don't really get this whole deal about staying up till midnight. You just wake up really late the next day, and feel really tired. And your bones ache. Unless of course you were drinking the night before. Then your bones ache and you have a hang over.

Well, Happy New Year. Hope you all have a great 2006 year. It's gonna be hard labeling by papers and homework with "2006." I usually forget, and use the previous' year for about 2 months.

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