Cancelled Birthday Party and Angry Responses
Ughhh. My huge birthday party was cancelled. I was going to have a huge 16th airsoft birthday party. I had invited 45 people. I had the invitations sent out. And last weekend, some of my friends came over and helped me set up the area behind my house so that the airsoft game would be a blast.
We made bunkers and this one sweet sniper post. Everything was set. Then some guy walks out and asks what we are doing. Since this area was very secluded, and we had never seen anyone else there, it sorta spooked us. We told him about the airsoft game and everything, and he seemed to take it nicely.
A couple days later, he comes to my house and talks to my mom about how "its dangerous" and how the land is "environmentally unstable" and how it was "trespassing" and how he was having an open house on that day. I was so pissed off. Then he comes 15 minutes later and again talks.
He said, "I'm just trying to be diplomatic." Ha.
Basically he makes me cancel my airsoft birthday party. My friends and I had planned this for over 2 months, and we had all been ready to play. We were all super stoked, and ready. But this asshole had to ruin everything.
I got a bombardment of letters that had ways to get back at him. Here are a few.
"...[Friend] tells me that the fucktard is having some open house shit on that day, which is the primary reason we can't play. I suggest that since he ruined our party, he hosts us a new one at his place. We all go to his open house, and do our best to disrupt the order of things.
[Friend]and I get permission from Peter to pull a SC on this fucker's house the previous evening, Next day, he'll be so baffled, he wouldn't care what we do in his backyard.
Argue that
A) if the land was environmentally unstable, there would be a fucking sign saying so, like in any other environmentally unstable place (stop by the rivers of LA sometime), and who is he to fucking judge anyway?
B) If the land is company owned, and the company cared at this point in time what happened to it, they would put a fucking fence around it or something, and where's the proof of any company owning that land first of all, bitch?
C) It's none of his business if we endanger ourselves in any way we fucking please. We should go in front of his house and endanger ourselves by standing in oncoming traffic or jumping and doing flips off cars or some shit. That oughtta teach him.
D) Peter's has been planned for the past month and a half, and that if he was doing an open house, he should have notifed his neighbours in advance like a civilized person. We do Peter's regardless.
(If you're asian, don't read the following) If he's asain, get some tooth-floss and blindfold him. He'll have no idea about what's going on
I can bring with me and environmentalist (seriously I can) and she can tell us exactly how unstable the environment is at the place. She's a fucking expert; first place in California Envirothon (like AcaDeca, but solely for environmentalists).
Again, safety is our business, and if we get injured we promise not to sue him.
Go airsofting anyway, and deliberately shoot in the direction of his house.
The dumbass can suck [Friend's] dick, and be satisfied with the whole airsofting thing.
I might think of something more clever while I'm in the shower, and I will be sure to post it up.
Oh, and sorry for all the cursing, I'm generally a very calm individual."
Again, we had been planning this game for over 2 months. This guy was going to take the train down from LA just to come to my birthday party.
Here is a reply to that:
"word to everything [previous poster] said. he has sum good points which peter should go talk to the guy bout. and hes not the fuckin land owner or anything so why does he care if we play there. its his fault he bought the house over looking our arena and hes moving out anyway so fuck him. me and [previous poster] r going there on sunday to airsoft as planned. anyone else is more then welcome to come and join. it should be a blast. i just hope that fucker shows his face so we can snipe his ass"
And then finally:
"i agree, we can't just let everything we had planned go to hell, we need to at least put up some sort of a fight. i plan on going sunday, whoever comes, good for you, it'll be fun.see you there ladies."
The game was scheduled to be this Sunday. I think I'll move it to some other time at some other location.
I know, I have lovely friends.
Song of the Day (STD): "Say Goodbye to Hollywood"- Billy Joel
We made bunkers and this one sweet sniper post. Everything was set. Then some guy walks out and asks what we are doing. Since this area was very secluded, and we had never seen anyone else there, it sorta spooked us. We told him about the airsoft game and everything, and he seemed to take it nicely.
A couple days later, he comes to my house and talks to my mom about how "its dangerous" and how the land is "environmentally unstable" and how it was "trespassing" and how he was having an open house on that day. I was so pissed off. Then he comes 15 minutes later and again talks.
He said, "I'm just trying to be diplomatic." Ha.
Basically he makes me cancel my airsoft birthday party. My friends and I had planned this for over 2 months, and we had all been ready to play. We were all super stoked, and ready. But this asshole had to ruin everything.
I got a bombardment of letters that had ways to get back at him. Here are a few.
"...[Friend] tells me that the fucktard is having some open house shit on that day, which is the primary reason we can't play. I suggest that since he ruined our party, he hosts us a new one at his place. We all go to his open house, and do our best to disrupt the order of things.
[Friend]and I get permission from Peter to pull a SC on this fucker's house the previous evening, Next day, he'll be so baffled, he wouldn't care what we do in his backyard.
Argue that
A) if the land was environmentally unstable, there would be a fucking sign saying so, like in any other environmentally unstable place (stop by the rivers of LA sometime), and who is he to fucking judge anyway?
B) If the land is company owned, and the company cared at this point in time what happened to it, they would put a fucking fence around it or something, and where's the proof of any company owning that land first of all, bitch?
C) It's none of his business if we endanger ourselves in any way we fucking please. We should go in front of his house and endanger ourselves by standing in oncoming traffic or jumping and doing flips off cars or some shit. That oughtta teach him.
D) Peter's has been planned for the past month and a half, and that if he was doing an open house, he should have notifed his neighbours in advance like a civilized person. We do Peter's regardless.
(If you're asian, don't read the following) If he's asain, get some tooth-floss and blindfold him. He'll have no idea about what's going on
I can bring with me and environmentalist (seriously I can) and she can tell us exactly how unstable the environment is at the place. She's a fucking expert; first place in California Envirothon (like AcaDeca, but solely for environmentalists).
Again, safety is our business, and if we get injured we promise not to sue him.
Go airsofting anyway, and deliberately shoot in the direction of his house.
The dumbass can suck [Friend's] dick, and be satisfied with the whole airsofting thing.
I might think of something more clever while I'm in the shower, and I will be sure to post it up.
Oh, and sorry for all the cursing, I'm generally a very calm individual."
Again, we had been planning this game for over 2 months. This guy was going to take the train down from LA just to come to my birthday party.
Here is a reply to that:
"word to everything [previous poster] said. he has sum good points which peter should go talk to the guy bout. and hes not the fuckin land owner or anything so why does he care if we play there. its his fault he bought the house over looking our arena and hes moving out anyway so fuck him. me and [previous poster] r going there on sunday to airsoft as planned. anyone else is more then welcome to come and join. it should be a blast. i just hope that fucker shows his face so we can snipe his ass"
And then finally:
"i agree, we can't just let everything we had planned go to hell, we need to at least put up some sort of a fight. i plan on going sunday, whoever comes, good for you, it'll be fun.see you there ladies."
The game was scheduled to be this Sunday. I think I'll move it to some other time at some other location.
I know, I have lovely friends.
Song of the Day (STD): "Say Goodbye to Hollywood"- Billy Joel
You have mental challenges.
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