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Thursday, February 02, 2006 

You Could be Kidnapped in the Library

I was at the library, studying with my friends for finals, and I see this mother running around. She asked the [overweight] security guard if he had seen her daughter. He said no, and that set off a huge reaction where there were 5+ librarians and 10+ other people combing the library, looking for this little girl. They were all looking in the most random places though.

They were looking in the bookshelves, (the girl was i think 8 years old), in trash cans,...everywhere. The police came, the usual. When my mom came to pick me up, I heard someone say that the girl was at school, but it didnt seem like it was true...

I'm not sure.

I think she was "kidnapped." I don't know.

The library is a dangerous place. You could get smashed by a falling book. You could be battered by the air conditioning. You could get a paper cut on some dictionary. The shelves could topple onto you. You might trip down the stairs and break your neck. Some huge wind could come and break the glass, and the glass might go into your lung....

Go to libraries at your own risk...

Hi!
I usually spend quite a lot of time in the library and indeed, it's a dangerous place to be. It sometimes happens that couples start to fight in the library :)
Anyway, interesting blog. So how were the finals? I see you have European History class...interesting :)

Cheers

yeah. no couples fight in my library, but there are these 6th grade girls who will give lap dances for a bit of money.

yeah, i know. its strange.

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