My New Math Teacher is Fishy
I just got a complete schedule change. I now have a way easier spanish teacher, and a wacko math teacher.
I've heard some strange stuff about this math teacher. Like how she doesn't teach anything. Like how she teaches the lesson, after the test. Like how for the first 20 minutes of class are spent waiting for her to stop talking to her assistants. I've heard that she is anorexic. I've heard she can't get a C-section if she wanted to because she is so skinny.
Her age ranges too. Some say 30. Some say 60. Some say 4,304,230. (and im serious.) Her hobbies vary. Some say she plays basketball. Some say she likes to dance. Some say she likes to eat secretly eat belgian chocolates while teaching.
Whatever the reason, I have learned something...that this teacher is off her rocker. That's why I plan to sit in the very back of the room, hiding behind a huge precalculus book, and listen to my iPod.
Song of the Day (STD)- "Bliss"- Muse
I've heard some strange stuff about this math teacher. Like how she doesn't teach anything. Like how she teaches the lesson, after the test. Like how for the first 20 minutes of class are spent waiting for her to stop talking to her assistants. I've heard that she is anorexic. I've heard she can't get a C-section if she wanted to because she is so skinny.
Her age ranges too. Some say 30. Some say 60. Some say 4,304,230. (and im serious.) Her hobbies vary. Some say she plays basketball. Some say she likes to dance. Some say she likes to eat secretly eat belgian chocolates while teaching.
Whatever the reason, I have learned something...that this teacher is off her rocker. That's why I plan to sit in the very back of the room, hiding behind a huge precalculus book, and listen to my iPod.
Song of the Day (STD)- "Bliss"- Muse
