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Friday, February 10, 2006 

Bashing Burger King

I just had some of Burger King's fries. On the fries "bucket" there is this note on it. It says, "Eat these fries anyway it turns you on."

Sorry Burger King, fries do not turn me on. You guys are retarded. The fries were stale. The burger sucked. And you marketing logo, "Have it your way," is retarded.

"Have it your way???" What if i dont want to have it MY way? What if i wanted to have it my friends way or my aunt's way? Huh? What if i wanted it not my way, and yet coorelate with my way along with Tiger Wood's way? Huh? Huh? Cant answer that can you??? Yeah I thought so.

Cause "Booger King" sucls.

Saw your scribbling on the AP Euro History white-board, despite that you are not in my class now.

Axel here, I thought I was the only loser with no life who actually kept and maintained a blog. ;)

I've achieved quite a few readers awhile back, but I update irregularly, mostly about political and social theory (I'm a Marxist bastard anyhow)

Check it out here:
http://www.radicalus.blogspot.com/

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