Teachers are Hypocrits
Right now, I'm in my living room, sitting on this wooden chair, and typing on a Dell laptop. I'm really drowsy because it's really overcast here in San Diego, and since it is nearing the end of the year, the sun goes down really fast. Christmas is getting ready for in my family, and I am ready to go snowboarding in a week or so...
1 more week of school!!!
And then I'm out of this place. Geez. I'm going crazy. I just had a huge math test, and I'm sweating like crazy, cause I need to get an A on this if I want even a slight speck of a chance in getting a very low A- in the class. Only 3 kids out of 35 kids have As in the class, which is crazy.
My math teacher is vietnamese, and she can't really speak english. Well, maybe she can, but that's beside the point. All together, she's nice, but I still want to bitch about her so it looks like I have a terrible life. She has a strange accent, and every 1 out of 2 people I have asked if they can understand her say "no." She wears the same outfit for every day of the week, so every monday she wears a tweed jacket. She made us figure out her morgage payments for her, which was harsh, but if I was a teacher, I would probably do the same thing.
If I were a teacher, I would make my students do my personal work. I would probably give kids Extra credit for bringing in chocolates and money. I would have verbal tests where I ask them what their sexual preferance was, and other miscillanious questions. When they are telling the answer, I would hook them up to a lie detector, and make sure they were not lying. That would be hilarious. "Do you wear a man-thong?" "Nnnnn *stutters* noo." "BZZZZZZZZ l*y*i*n*g" Haha
Why do teachers tell us to be the best that we can be? Look at yourselves you kooks! You wouldn't be a teacher if you tryed your best, you hypocrits! Teachers should tell that to themselves, because they have no right in saying it to other innocent children.
And with that thought, I'm gonna go and eat some sunflower seeds
Your teachers are probably a lot smarter than you when they were kids your age. Certainly it is not for lack of brains or talents that many took up teaching as a career only to find they have to 'teach' kids like you who make it a habit to bash and bully your teachers.
Think, why should they even bother to tell you to do your best. They have basically wasted their breath. You are not in elementary school anymore. And despite all these years of education, you have not learned how to be polite.
The brainy ones, they work quietly, diligently and do not try to clobber their teachers. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you.
Try not be so vile, it reflects on yourself, and possibly on your family. Don't they teach you values?
Posted by
Anonymous |
7:21 PM
Hey, Peter. It's FYGA again. Looks like I'm pretty much your only Alpha fan. I'm listening to your podcasts now. They're nowhere near as bad as you make them out to be. They obviously aren't as good as NLO, but I can see you draw your inspiration from them and try to be like them. Here are some suggestions for when you get started up again:
a) don't spend so much time on each thing. Talk about the gay cheerleading males for a bit, then move on. Sometimes, you go on for a bit too long and it gets less funny and interesting.
b) talk more about yourself and your life at school. That's what I think makes your stuff cool. It's real life, down to earth. Less on the random stuff (although that's nice to throw in), and I was hoping to hear more about high school life in general. The good times, the bad times. The math tests, the airsoft games with you pals.
c) Be like NLO, but don't be TOO much like NLO. You're your own podcast. Don't "ban from the show". Think of your own phrase for owning stupid gayass people.
Overall (I only listened to the first episode last night, but I'kk listen to the second one now), I thought it was pretty good. For a kid, it's awesome.
Way to go, man.
Also, why is it that all the comments you get are from bitter adults who talk about how stupid you are for bitching about school? Am I the only one who thinks it wierd that these people read your blog regularly? If they're the kind of adults they sound like, the kind that never were kids, why do they read your blog so much? It's like those people that listen to NLO and then whine about it being racist, but listen anyways. I mean, come ON.
--FYGA, out.
Posted by
Anonymous |
8:30 PM
BTW, Peter, don't look for me in the NLO forums anymore. I asked when the episode was going up, and all the people over there got wicked mad. I'm used to forums where people are nice and helpful, not one where the moderator and all the members are cracked-up bitches.
So, I'm pretty much not going to post there anymore because it's really a waste of my time. People will just make fun of anything I say to be cool.
I liked your episode 3.
Posted by
Anonymous |
1:06 PM
well thanks to FYGA my "alpha" fan to supporting me. but seriously, my podcast is really poor quality. during the summer im going to start all over.
Posted by
Peter H |
3:48 PM
Dude, seriously. I kinda like it. I like your blog alot more, though.
I think you could fix alot of the problems in your podcast by just making detailed shownotes beforehand so you don't keep rambling on about any one thing and you always know what to go to next.
--no longer FYGA. Call me . . . TheMan.
Posted by
Anonymous |
6:05 PM
Ok TheMan, nice. Now all I need is more readers, so TheMan, tell everybody about this site.
and not just theman, everyone also.
thanks
Posted by
Peter H |
4:32 PM