How to Survive Diarrhea at School
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How to Survive Diarrhea at School
Ever had diarrhea at school? I have. So follow these directions, and you will not accidentally dirty your pants.
Steps
When the urge to go comes, run out the door of your classroom. Explanations can come later, diarrhea cannot.
When reaching the restroom, quickly open the doors to all the stalls, and try to find one that is slightly clean.
Quickly pull down pants, and do your buisness
After it is alll done, make sure that there is no more in the colon or rectal area; diarrhea has a way of holding back, and then coming back out.
Wash your hands with soap and water; dry hands.
Go back to your classroom, and explain (quietly) to the teacher your situation.
When returning to your seat, try to look like nothing happened. Try not to look guilty of anything.
If classmates ask what happened, just say, "I had to go."
Tips
Try to alert the teacher beforehand what might happen.
Always carry with you some tissue paper
Try to avoid this from happening by taking some diarrhea medication
Warnings
If not careful, you will dirty your pants. If this happens, quickly clean it up in the restroom, and wash out your pants. Then go to the nurse's and get some loaner pants and go home.
Remember, ALWAYS wash your hands
Things You'll Need
Tissue paper
Fast Legs
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This page was last modified 04:08, 13 Dec 2005.
Way to steal the idea for "coloring with nelson" from Nobody likes onions......You Un-original ass-tard!!
have a nice day!
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Brady |
1:33 PM
i know i stole it from nlo. i already told patrick and adam, and they were fine with it.
have a nice day buttwad!
Posted by
Peter H |
5:54 PM
PWNED!!!!
That was a pretty sweet episode of NLO that came out yetserday, BTW.
Peter, did you say you're not going to start podcasting again until summer? I thought it was only until February!
--TheMan
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Anonymous |
6:36 PM
yeah, im starting podcasting over the summer. no time. to much flipping school
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4:48 PM
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Posted by
Anonymous |
4:56 PM
Diarrhea is a familiar phenomenon defined as unusually frequent or unusually soft or liquid bowel movements. It is the opposite of constipation. The word diarrhea with its odd spelling is a near steal from the Greek diarrhoia meaning "a flowing through."
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Alex Neil |
11:29 AM