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Thursday, February 23, 2006 

The School Administration REALLY Takes Care of Us, Cough Cough Cough

I didn't make the golf team. =(. Now I either have to go back to stinky PE. I might have the option of practising with the team, without actuallay being on the team, which i hope will happen.

while im ranting and raving, let me tell you about the thing that happened today. we had a earthquake drill, cause here in california, there are some earthquakes that happen like once every 5 years. well the bell went off. we all got under our desks, and covered our head. now someone tell me this: how in the world is our body supposed to be protected by these desks? have u looked at a school tesk recently. its a plastic chair welded to a fake wood looking platform, which juts our about a foot and a half. if you press on the top half of the desk, ull tip the damn thing! how is that flimbsy piece of monkey butt supposed to protect my skull??? there is no way! and yet, we all put our heads under the desk, and cover our heads.

and then my teacher was pointing to the glass windows, and said that if those shattered, glass would shoot out 10 feet, and maim (and possible kill) every kid 10 feet away from the windows (me.) the marvolous solution brought by the administration was this: don't face the window! That way, the arteries in your neck and your spinal cord gets slashed! How very flipping ingenious! I could have never thought of that! Along with covering my head! Wow!

Someone tell me that the system (school administration) sucks.

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