Wasted, Wasted, Wasted
It's winter break, and I am stoked. Today I slept 10 hours, no joke. That's 4 hours better than what I usually get.
The crappy thing is, I have homework that is to be done during the break. How in the hell, is a high schooler supposed to do homework while riding a ski lift?! Go figure. For instance, my crazy math teacher just assigned us a project that is worth 10 percent of our fucking grade. We have to interview someone that has a job that involves math. I was trying to interview my math teacher, but someone already took her. WTF!!? So basically I'm down to 3 choices, a pharmasist, a Mcdonalds worker, and a computer person.
Two days ago, I was at a birthday party. I was so stupid in not looking at the invitation, and I accidentally came at 7:00 instead of 7:30, and so, I looked like a fool. When the party actually started, it was all good, and everyone was having a good time. After a whiles into the party, a certain girl (lets call her Jane) came out of a room, completely wasted. There was no doubt about it.
When she walked, she took really small steps. When you said hi, she said, "I love jellybeans," (seriously) and she asked where so and so was when they were standing right next to her. Well she was the only stoney kid there, so naturally, people started taking advantage of that. If was pretty funny, yet kinda mean.
There were gummy bears thrown, and some really funny kid, took a slice of meat (like some sort of sandwich meat) and stuck it on her head. She didn't notice for about a second, and then she screamed off names of who she thought did it. She probably right now has no idea what happened that night.
It was a lovely party, and then yesturday, I went out and practiced some golf. I have golf team tryouts in Febuary, and I absolutely have to make the team. I tryed out last year, and I didn't make it. So I have to this year. Plus, I won't be playing school sports the next two or something years so this is sorta like my last chance. I played volleyball, but I never really got into it.
I really need to go do something useful with my life. So thats why I started writing a book. It's called "Banana Splits" and it's a children's picture book. Or it's gonna be a children's novel. I can't decide which. Whatever.
Later, and I'll post almost every day this 2 week break, except the days I go snowboarding.
Song of the Day (STD)- "Time is Running Out" by Muse
yeah, you really sucked at volleyball. never try out for it again
Posted by Anonymous | 9:43 AM
shut up max. dont be hating cause u have extremely hairy legs
Posted by Anonymous | 11:54 AM
Do you shave your vagina? I like to pluck it and find one beautiful root at the very tip of it. One long, wet root.I like to eat the root. Then I chomp down the hair.
Posted by Anonymous | 11:08 PM